I believe in compatibility rather than opposites attracting.
Hey, I’m Dario! I’ve spent nearly a decade in Dubai building a career in marketing and now I’m looking for someone to share a great time with who doesn't take life too seriously.
I’m not much of a nightlife person, and to be honest I don't feel the right person will be someone drunk at Barasti or what not.
At the moment I work a lot and obviously this is some kind of an experiment.
It works for my clients, so maybe it’ll work for me too - lol.
Think we’d vibe? Let’s find out!
Some basics about me
I’m around 185cm tall and originally from a small village near Frankfurt, Germany. I’d say I’m a pretty normal guy when it comes to getting along with people or enjoying movies and music. But when it comes to certain things—like work or diving into a hobby—I can get pretty extreme and nerdy about it.
In terms of dating and love life, I believe in the idea of a “love of a lifetime,” but I also know it doesn’t just happen by chance.
In today’s world, where so much revolves around social media, I think it’s harder to build real connections.
That’s why my approach is to go on a few dates, see if there’s a genuine click, and then take things from there.
No rush—just seeing where things lead naturally.
Answer a few questions to skip awkward small talk
In case you do not reach the last page, it just means we probably wouldn’t get along.
Dating reviews
Are you going to be next?
Dario’s the only guy who made me laugh so hard, I forgot I was famous for a second. 10/10 would date again
Dua Lipa
Singer / Songwriter
5/5 stars. Dario’s shy at first, but once he opens up, he’s like a human TED Talk—insightful, entertaining, and surprisingly charming
Madison Beer
Singer
He is great… if you love someone who spends more time analyzing marketing campaigns than texting back. 3/5 stars, but he did always pick the best restaurants and paid on dates.
Ex-Girlfriend #1
I am crazy
Dating Dario was like having a cat—you never know if he’s about to charm you, ignore you, or accidentally knock something over. 5/5 stars, because somehow it all worked.
Ex-Girlfriend #2
Dating him felt like being A/B tested. Spoiler: I wasn’t the winning creative.
Ghosted Date
We did not go to Zuma
I filled out the stupid form, answered all the questions, and even tried to be funny—no one got back to me. 1/5 stars, would not recommend this ‘dating service'
Ghosted Applicant
Waiter hater
Answer a few questions to skip awkward small talk
In case you do not reach the last page, it just means we probably wouldn’t get along.
Frequently asked questions
Why did you make this website?
Because dating apps are exhausting, and I thought, why not try something different? Plus, we do this every day for work —this is just kind of my thing.
Are you really shy?
Just in the beginning sometimes, but it really depends on which foot we starting off
Are you doing this for content or marketing research?
No, but it’s nice to know you think I’m that clever.
Is this a joke?
Yes and no. It’s weird, I know, but weird works sometimes.